Went to a friend's 18th birthday last night. Met A's new girlfriend, and made a horrible first impression by getting too drunk too fast. Ugh. Never tried feeling so sick before. I blame it on my size and not being able to soak up the alcohol... Still, a few rules are necessary here to ensure that this does not happen again.
- No "extra strong" anything for me.
- No more drinking from a straw, myth or not.
- No accepting cocktails mixed with soda.
- No asking for cocktails mixed with soda.
- After sixth drink, do not look in the mirror. Ever.
- If there is ever any confusion, the one with the lesser in it is mine.
There that should do it... because lists are powerful.
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