YES

YES YES YES SHERLOCK HAS MADE IT TO DANISH TELEVISION

So pissed

"Haven't you gained weight since the last time I saw you?"

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel right now.

Going to prom tonight

Yeah, I'm, just, not sure how this is gonna go. Frankly I'm stressed out and I just want to drink like it's nobody's business. I've become so bad at socialising, so awkward, and trying to get along with an enormous amount of drunk people isn't always the way to go. I should have bought new shoes along with my dresses, but I suppose those stilettos will have to do. I'll bring other shoes. I'll sit at a table and drink all night, preferably not by myself. Company is nice as long as it's nice. Yup. Probably won't be dancing much this time -- next year. Next year I'll be dancing properly.

Tuesday night too early to start drinking?

I really don't think so. Headaches are back, everybody's stressed out and hatin' on each other. Casually sipping a bit of liquor in passing won't hurt anybody, it'll just help me sleep a little better. I ended up buying two dresses today, and for a price too, so I guess that's something. My touch pad is fucked up, so I'm learning to use shortcuts on the keyboard now. Le sigh. Seriously, the battery needs changing too. I think I'm gonna go darken the doorstep of Elgiganten (I think it's from Elgiganten?) one of these days. If I have the time. I probably won't.

I feel like lately I've been avoiding blogging about really deep stuff. It's not like I don't have deep stuff to write about, it's just that I've been busy, and not having to think too hard on something I feel like is just a huge blessing these days. I've been sleeping really well lately, like, I'll get really tired around this time (look, down. Do eeeth.) and then I'll go to bed at 11:30 pm. That's amazing for me, I hope you realise.

Sexual tension is a funny thing, but it's also kind of nice to at least feel something and know that I don't belong in a convent. I'm pretty sure that, finding myself in such a place, I would be a royal pain in the ass. The abbess would think me a cuss and I would casually attempt to corrupt her minions. And not in a cute Whoopi Goldberg style either. I would fuck them up. "Come on, try it. No really, it's not alcohol, I swear..." (As F put it on the way back in the train, glad she's coming with me on that.) I'm a horrible person.

Yes, yes, I know it depends on the vows you take as a nun...

And I'm only kidding, I have great respect for nuns (they're not just a funny costume to me), but I kind of think they ought to embrace a little bit of that Amish stuff too? You know, let 'em out, have a good time every ten years or so. All I'm saying is that it can't be easy being a nun, and frankly I think God would agree that you ought to give them some fucking rope.

I have muscle twitches in my shoulders, it's really not very comfortable. I'm gonna go put some Aloe Vera on my ear now.

Sun is warm, grass is green...

I'm so frustrated right now. I feel a headache coming on too.
I have sooo many things to do this week and I gotta coordinate everything!

• Filming for final short film project on weekdays, getting everything planned is a pain in my ass
• Prom on Friday
• I bought my ticket today, so now there's no turning back
• Still gotta buy a dress with F tomorrow
• IF THEY'LL LET ME LEAVE THAT IS
• Going to see The Hunger Games on Saturday (kinda want to see The Avengers, but no matter...)
• We're moving. Possibly.

I just want this week to be over. Come give me a break, Saturday... perchance, a chance to nap? Uuuuugh. SUN IS WARM GRASS IS  GREEN. I need to get zen. As in, right now.

How old do you think I am?

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday.

She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
She replies, "I guess about 29." " Nope, I'm 47."

Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but, thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks a senior gentleman the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 47."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"

The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?" "Promise," she says.

He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

This is the kind of story that tickles me. It's just funny and vulgar in a really innocent way imho.

I feel bloated and stupid

How's that pointless whining?!

Homophobia & You

HOMO-PHOBIA/QUEER-PHOBIA & You (Included those who don't fit in the male/female category e.g. intersexuals, hermaphrodites...)

(Copy and paste if you agree/support)

Homophobia, queerphobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the hate attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management/cops called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the fellow human-being who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia/queer-phobia/intersexual-phobia/sexists is wrong. Ending this phobia is not possible, but at least let people know how hard it is to be of the LGBT community.

Music!

☮ When was the last time you went to a concert? Which one was it?

Ummm, two years ago, Linkin Park.

✈ Is there any kind of music that you can’t stand?

Death metal.

☠ Do you play a musical instrument? What instrument?

I wish.

☯ How many CDs do you own? From which artist do you have the most CDs?

Not many... 30-50 ? That'll be Linkin Park.

✌ Name 3 bands you would most like to meet. Why?

Evanescence, Tokio Hotel, and Nickelback, to talk about their new styles, and possibly implore them to please consider taking up their old ones.

✖ What do your parents think about the music you listen to?

BAHA they don't care as long as I keep it down.

☢ Do you still buy CDs? Which was the last CD you bought?

I do not. But the last one I bought, I think was Minutes To Midnight by Linkin Park.

☤ Do you most pay attention to the melody or the lyrics?

Probably the lyrics.

♫ Name your top 3 albums from your favourite band/artist.

 Linkin Park: A Thousand Suns, Meteora, Minutes To Midnight.

★ Is there any music band you liked years ago that you would not like now?

Marion Raven.

✞ Can you concentrate on other things when you are listening to music?

I tell myself that I can.

♛ Name your top 5 music videos.

Fuck. Um. 1) Bedshaped by Keane, 2) Savin' Me by Nickelback, 3) Carnival of Rust by Poets of the Fall, 4) Telephone by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé.

◔  Put your mp3/ipod on shuffle and name the first 5 songs you stumble upon.

1) She's So High by Tal Bachman, 2) All The Right Moves by OneRepublic, 3) A Place For My Head (Live In Texas) by Linkin Park, 4) Psychobabble by Frou Frou, 5) Song To Say Goodbye by Placebo.

☭ Punk or heavy metal?

Heavy metal.

ϟ  Do you sing in the shower?

It's more like humming tbh.

☫ How much time do you spend listening to music every day?

That varies. At the very least half an hour combined...

ø  If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?

Electrical violin.

‽  If you could take the place of a band member for one day, who would it be?

 Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park. I'm sure there's some fun shit going on behind closed doors.

✒ If you were a song, what song would you be and why?

Life In Technicolor by Coldplay. Boo you, it's cheery and lovely but very subtly bitching.

☺ What do you think the world would be like without music?

Deaf.

♠  Name one manufactured band (in your opinion).

 Backstreet Boys.

✦ What musicians did you like 5 years ago? 10 years ago?

Nik & Jay, Bryan Rice, Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls, Aqua... the shit.

♜ If you could invent a new instrument, what would it sound like?

Something like a mix between a calliope and a violin, me thinks. Calliolin?

♟ If you could be any musician in the world, who would you be and why?

I'm bored with these 'who would you be' questions. Miley Cyrus.

WANT

It turns red when it gets wet!!!

Best weekend ever tbh

Home alone

For the entire weekend. Hahahahaha life's good. I've been drinking water and sniffing cinnamon all day. Cooking some applesauce right now, umf. Looking forward to it. I'm not even as hungry as I thought I would be at this point, and what does that tell us? I can so go on less on weekdays as well. I'm making a big portion so I'll have some for later when Game of Thrones comes on. Yayayaya, I know, but I have guy friends as well, who, for some reason, value my opinion on these things. Gotta do your homework.

How do you think they feel?

"I can't know that until I try it."

This angers me.

No empathy from the 13-year-old "grown up".

I'm honestly getting so sick of her bullshit.

I'm cold, so I'm drinking Hot n' Sweet

Need new bikini top

The 65F days are over, guys. What'll it be then? More exercise and less excess sugar is what. I've been doing good so far.

Let's get weird

Alright, we're in the AM and no one's looking. GO GO GO.

• 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? AHAHAHAHA can I just get really drunk first?
• 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? -gasp- I did.
• 3. Have you taken someone's virginity? God, I'm not sure I could do that...
• 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Nah.
• 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? I'm with me constantly, in fact.
• 6. What are you excited for? SATURDAY, BITCH.
• 7. What happened tonight? I never thought I could feel so awesome and so pathetic at the same time.
• 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Don't be sexist, everybody's disgusting when they're really wasted.
• 9. Is confidence cute? If applied correctly, it can be.
• 10. What is the last beverage you had? Tea, omg.
• 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Jeez, I dunno...
• 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? I honestly can't tell what they are...
• 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? PARTAAAY.
• 14. What are you going to spend money on next? Probably food?
• 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? That'd be a no.
• 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? God, I hope so.
• 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? An adult.
• 18. The last time you felt broken? Yesterday, when I finished my workout.
• 19. Have you had sex today? Considering the time, I think that'd be a very ambitious of me if I had...
• 20. Are you starting to realize anything? I should get laid soon.
• 21. Are you in a good mood? Walkin' on sunshine, mothafucka.
• 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Hells to the no.
• 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? I actually think so.
• 24. What do you want right this second? Brad Pitt, methinks.
• 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? Well, fuck.
• 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yeeeess.
• 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Naw.
• 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Right here, chief.
• 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Truly, I do not.
• 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? For my sake, I'm gonna go with yes.
• 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Nope.
• 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? My feelings are seeing someone behind my back, aren't they? AREN'T THEY?
• 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? You bet. Unless it's got alcohol in there, I'm not fucking drinking it.
• 34. Listening to? Electrical humming.
• 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Sure.
• 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Can't be arsed to care.
• 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes.
• 38. Who did you last call? My best friend.
• 39. Who was the last person you danced with? I wanna say me.
• 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Seemed like a good idea at the time?
• 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Oh man, too long ago...
• 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Don't, you'll make me feel bad.
• 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? I do little else.
• 44. Do you tan in the nude? I tan I get skin cancer, so no.
• 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? I'm sure I should.
• 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Nah, I'm not that polite...
• 47. Who was the last person to call you? MUMMYYY.
• 48. Do you sing in the shower? Occasionally.
• 49. Do you dance in the car? No, I'm dead on the outside when I'm in a car.
• 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Don't remind me...
• 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? January or something.
• 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I think some are.
• 53. Is Christmas stressful? YES.
• 54. Ever eat a pierogi? sgasdhjasdkjghkasdj yes.
• 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple, nom nom nom.
• 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Nothing comes to mind.
• 57. Do you believe in ghosts? What, you mean you don't?
• 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Constantly. Less than five minutes ago.
• 59. Take a vitamin daily? Mas o menos.
• 60. Wear slippers? No.
• 61. Wear a bath robe? Yes.
• 62. What do you wear to bed? Nothing/underwear/nightgown, whatever I feel like.
• 63. First concert? LOL Celine Dion.
• 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target.
• 65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas.
• 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? None.
• 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds.
• 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Safe and Sound.
• 69. Ever take dance lessons? No.
• 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I dunno, a spy or something?
• 71. Can you curl your tongue? Sometimes.
• 72. Ever won a spelling bee? Never participated in one, I don't think.
• 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes.
• 74. What is your favorite book? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
• 75. Do you study better with or without music? Depends.
• 76. Regularly burn incense? No.
• 77. Ever been in love? Yes.
• 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Evanescence, maybe? I wouldn't mind seeing Linkin Park again.
• 79. What was the last concert you saw? Linkin Park <3
• 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot, wtf?
• 81. Tea or coffee? Tea, omg.
• 82. Favorite type of cookie? Any.
• 83. Can you swim well? If I have to.
• 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Pfft, yah.
• 85. Are you patient? Mhm.
• 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Band.
• 87. Ever won a contest? I don't know that I ever won anything.
• 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope.
• 89. Which are better black or green olives? None.
• 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Just fucking do it.
• 91. Best room for a fireplace? Nursery? >:) Nah, just kidding. KITCHEN, MOTHAFUCKA.
• 92. Do you want to get married? Yea, but just that once.

GOODNIGHT

Sondre Leiche and The Faces Down Quartet - Minor Detail

Just, I effin' want this

It's a parabox! :D

Ahahahaha easter egg, you kill me D:<

OH MA JIZZ

Remember this guy?

No? This here is Bill Kaulitz from the German band Tokio Hotel. Or at least it was, back in 2010. Something happened, and to be honest it had me flailing for a while. I am a fan, I adore their music, their style, and I paid money to attend one of their concerts. I regret nothing. But I do miss the band, and just now I went to have a look at their website to see if I could sniff out some information about any new album projects they might be working on. I never got that far, see, because I found a titbit saying Bill had gotten a new tattoo. Naturally I went to Google to follow up on that, and what do I find in the midst of things?

Never mind the hair, the hair is okay. I can dig that. But why the beard, I wonder? Yesterday I had a few friends over and for one reason or the other I had to look up some pictures of TH on Google. The guys were being juvenile about Bill's looks as always, and I can't account for all the fucks I do not give, but I can't help but wonder what they would have to say about this picture. Would I then have to defend his not being androgynous anymore? Never mind, it doesn't matter as long as Bill's happy with it and FOR GOD'S SAKE keeps making music. Anyway, can I just say... I will always adore the smokey eyes. Shame they appear to have gone.

Sad me is sad

55 kilos. Making me sad. But before I get depressing, I'm going to get me some breakfast and march my sad ass out of here, turn a right, and go climb the emergency stairs. Vigorously so. And damn me if I'm not going to create the meanest calorie deficit EVER. Time to get serious.

F is doing this thing with her mum: they weigh the food at every big meal they eat and make sure it's 300 gr or something. I wish I had the guts to ask my mum to do something like that with me. MUR HURR.

But I'm... writing again? #pathetic

Ain't that the truth!!

Seriously though, I am getting some major editing done.