Let's get weird

Alright, we're in the AM and no one's looking. GO GO GO.

• 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? AHAHAHAHA can I just get really drunk first?
• 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? -gasp- I did.
• 3. Have you taken someone's virginity? God, I'm not sure I could do that...
• 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Nah.
• 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? I'm with me constantly, in fact.
• 6. What are you excited for? SATURDAY, BITCH.
• 7. What happened tonight? I never thought I could feel so awesome and so pathetic at the same time.
• 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Don't be sexist, everybody's disgusting when they're really wasted.
• 9. Is confidence cute? If applied correctly, it can be.
• 10. What is the last beverage you had? Tea, omg.
• 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Jeez, I dunno...
• 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? I honestly can't tell what they are...
• 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? PARTAAAY.
• 14. What are you going to spend money on next? Probably food?
• 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? That'd be a no.
• 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? God, I hope so.
• 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? An adult.
• 18. The last time you felt broken? Yesterday, when I finished my workout.
• 19. Have you had sex today? Considering the time, I think that'd be a very ambitious of me if I had...
• 20. Are you starting to realize anything? I should get laid soon.
• 21. Are you in a good mood? Walkin' on sunshine, mothafucka.
• 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Hells to the no.
• 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? I actually think so.
• 24. What do you want right this second? Brad Pitt, methinks.
• 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? Well, fuck.
• 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yeeeess.
• 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Naw.
• 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Right here, chief.
• 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Truly, I do not.
• 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? For my sake, I'm gonna go with yes.
• 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Nope.
• 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? My feelings are seeing someone behind my back, aren't they? AREN'T THEY?
• 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? You bet. Unless it's got alcohol in there, I'm not fucking drinking it.
• 34. Listening to? Electrical humming.
• 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Sure.
• 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Can't be arsed to care.
• 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes.
• 38. Who did you last call? My best friend.
• 39. Who was the last person you danced with? I wanna say me.
• 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Seemed like a good idea at the time?
• 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Oh man, too long ago...
• 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Don't, you'll make me feel bad.
• 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? I do little else.
• 44. Do you tan in the nude? I tan I get skin cancer, so no.
• 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? I'm sure I should.
• 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Nah, I'm not that polite...
• 47. Who was the last person to call you? MUMMYYY.
• 48. Do you sing in the shower? Occasionally.
• 49. Do you dance in the car? No, I'm dead on the outside when I'm in a car.
• 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Don't remind me...
• 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? January or something.
• 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I think some are.
• 53. Is Christmas stressful? YES.
• 54. Ever eat a pierogi? sgasdhjasdkjghkasdj yes.
• 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple, nom nom nom.
• 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Nothing comes to mind.
• 57. Do you believe in ghosts? What, you mean you don't?
• 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Constantly. Less than five minutes ago.
• 59. Take a vitamin daily? Mas o menos.
• 60. Wear slippers? No.
• 61. Wear a bath robe? Yes.
• 62. What do you wear to bed? Nothing/underwear/nightgown, whatever I feel like.
• 63. First concert? LOL Celine Dion.
• 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target.
• 65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas.
• 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? None.
• 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds.
• 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Safe and Sound.
• 69. Ever take dance lessons? No.
• 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I dunno, a spy or something?
• 71. Can you curl your tongue? Sometimes.
• 72. Ever won a spelling bee? Never participated in one, I don't think.
• 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes.
• 74. What is your favorite book? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
• 75. Do you study better with or without music? Depends.
• 76. Regularly burn incense? No.
• 77. Ever been in love? Yes.
• 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Evanescence, maybe? I wouldn't mind seeing Linkin Park again.
• 79. What was the last concert you saw? Linkin Park <3
• 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot, wtf?
• 81. Tea or coffee? Tea, omg.
• 82. Favorite type of cookie? Any.
• 83. Can you swim well? If I have to.
• 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Pfft, yah.
• 85. Are you patient? Mhm.
• 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Band.
• 87. Ever won a contest? I don't know that I ever won anything.
• 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope.
• 89. Which are better black or green olives? None.
• 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Just fucking do it.
• 91. Best room for a fireplace? Nursery? >:) Nah, just kidding. KITCHEN, MOTHAFUCKA.
• 92. Do you want to get married? Yea, but just that once.

GOODNIGHT