The hair is fab

So I'm not really any bigger, I realised upon taking my measures. All the fat seems to have gone straight to my tits because they are a motherfucking nightmare right now. Seriously, they're a mess, but that could just be the fact that I'm on my period, I guess?

Well, at least my hair looks a-fucking-mazing. <3
I have a cough and my skin is so flippin' itchy UGH.
I must have a cold or dry skin or syphilis or whatever,
so I guess there's gonna be no sexing someone up on Saturday.
But I've got my eye on her.

Distracting taboos having been covered in one post, I feel like now I can be more frank. Don't be scared, it'll be glorious.